If I were a French woman

Would I…

• Know how to apply perfect pink lipstick?
• Be able to throw up my hair in that disheveled-sexy way?
• Assume my boyfriend was straying?
• Take my own French lover?
• Have as many female friends?
• Eat as many pastries?
• Buy those strange “mincer” regimens at the pharmacy?
• Be a better flirt?
• Know how to wear a scarf?
• Have skinnier legs?
• Spend Saturday shopping?
• Know how to make tarte tatin?