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From Elle Magazine’s People Awards:

Tiger Woods: “Le Golfeur le Plus Fucker”

Elle’s People Awards acknowledged such notable celebs as Madonna, “la quinqua la plus cougar” and Suri Cruise, “l’enfant la plus exhibée.” But Tiger’s award, I thought, took the cake. After tsk-tsking the 14 mistresses and sharing that, while Tiger has vowed to be a better husband, his wife has filed for divorce, the write-up concluded with: “Tiger part donc avec un sérieux handicap”—he has one serious handicap.