Thursday, January 7, 2010

American speak

From Elle Magazine’s People Awards:

Tiger Woods: “Le Golfeur le Plus Fucker”

Elle’s People Awards acknowledged such notable celebs as Madonna, “la quinqua la plus cougar” and Suri Cruise, “l’enfant la plus exhibée.” But Tiger’s award, I thought, took the cake. After tsk-tsking the 14 mistresses and sharing that, while Tiger has vowed to be a better husband, his wife has filed for divorce, the write-up concluded with: “Tiger part donc avec un sérieux handicap”—he has one serious handicap.


  1. Awesome. Kisses from moi,"la quadra la plus cougar" xo Mel

  2. You know you're my absolute favorite cougar, Mel. Me-ow!